Not Me! Monday

Not Me! Monday was created by: http://www.mycharmingkids.net/ - Chronicles the life of a mother with four children under three! It's a hilarious way to humble ourselves!

Not Me! Monday begins with the fact I did NOT make coffee this morning without coffee in my filter. When I went to pour me a stifling hot cup of coffee it most certainly was not just water and old coffee particles.

I did NOT make Geoff, Tony and Nick watch "Sex and the City" Saturday night. No... why do they need to learn the ins and outs of women?

I did NOT turn my white clothing pink by washing it with a bright red USC sweatshirt. That's why there's a cold water cycle, right?

I did not yell and scream at the television while watching the Golden Globes Awards. Then I most certainly did not explain to Nick in a heated voice about the passion of an actress winning an award... and then recite my Oscar speech.

I did NOT sit on the front of the fireplace somehow and singe a hole in the side of my thigh from the heat.

I did not giggle out loud as Nick explained to his parents in a singing voice with hand gestures how Baptists sing and sing and sing the same thing over and over with their hands raised up in the air. God doesn't really strike with lightning... does He?!!